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boss like a diaper??

January 28th, 2010

Why is your boss like a diaper?

because he is always full of SHIT………………..!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesssss Boss

January 27th, 2010

Handling the Boss is not a easy steps which can be followed, its depends up on individual nature and interest.

Boss can be handled in following way:

  1. Always work for Boss not for organisation.
  2. Always show lesser expertise in any field in comparision of your boss.
  3. Your boss are free to handle or taking the direct report from your subordinates bypassing u but never try to by pass your boss and report to their senior.
  4. Communicate only information not solution.
  5. Show that u are in problem in absence of him.
  6. Fulfil the assignment given by the boss with in suffiecient time not show hurry.
  7. Become YES Man.
  8. Watch your appraisal report.
  9. Find out the weak points and work only accordingly.
  10. It goes well then no problem.
  11. Otherwise change your acts, strenthen himself , discuss with boss for their practical desireness, try to act and achieve them if practicals if impractical then comunicate him immediately.
  12. Again watch your appraisal.its shows imporoving as per expectation then ok.
  13. Otherwise come and go , do your routine job and assigned job with in time.
  14. Enjoy your self what u gets.

Prayer for My BOSS

January 24th, 2009

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